This makes us so excited for THIS Christmas with Jimmy and Justin Timberlake!!
This one deserves it’s own spotlight.
ITS MY DICK IN A BOX
So today my brother tweeted
"What if 2 Chainz came out with a Christmas album? #ThoughtProvokingQuestions?"
I texted him possible songs on the album:
All I want for Christmas is you(r big booty hoe)
Joy to the world (2chainz has come)
You better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I’m tell you why…da Feds are coming to town
All I want for Christmas is my ceiling (no really it’s missing)
(Haters) away in a manger
I heard the haters on neveruary day
I saw three big booty hoes
Angels we have heard on high (like an addict)
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy